Choose your lane
Pricing
Pay once. Race forever. No subscription, no nonsense.
Free
Day Pass
$0
- ✅ 1 trace per day
- ✅ 6 guilt corners
- ✅ Vivienne's verdict + action
- ✅ 3-video playlist
- ✅ Shareable receipt link
- ❌ The Garage
- ❌ Bonus corners
- ❌ PNG download
Best
One-time
🏁 Pit Pass
$1.99forever
- 🏎️ Unlimited daily traces
- 🔓 4 bonus corners (FOMO Investing, Therapy I Skipped, Parents' Money Talks, Wedding Season)
- 📺 Full 5-video playlists
- 🏠 The Garage — every lap saved forever
- 📸 PNG receipts you can download
- 💌 Priority Vivienne — full unfiltered verdicts
FAQ
Is it really one-time?
Yes. $1.99, paid once, kept forever. No subscription, no upsell, no "welcome back" emails three months from now.
What if I want a refund?
Email us within 30 days and we'll refund. No interrogation. Vivienne herself will sigh, but she will allow it.
Why is it called Pit Pass?
Because in racing, the pit pass is what gets you behind the scenes. Same energy.
Will Vivienne actually be cruel to me?
She is dishy, not cruel. She will know things about you. She will tell you those things. But she will call you ‘darling’ while she does it.
From the Racers
“Vivienne told me to cancel one subscription tonight and I cancelled four. I am free.”
— Marisol, retail
“The shape my guilt made looked like a goose. The verdict mentioned a goose. I have not recovered.”
— Daniel, marketing
“Best $1.99 I've spent and I once spent $1.99 on extra dipping sauce.”
— Priya, freelance